This girl should get an award!
Or maybe a job in the movies and then win tons of awards.
ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT’S NOT JOHNNY DEPP
thats not a woman, thats a transformer
i will reblog this as many times as i can in hopes of making it a post everyone on tumblr sees at least once
biggest plot twist of hannibal: the series finale is just will having a good day
"My Girl" (1991)
I HAVENT HAD IT IN YEARS OH GOD
most of the lights are out in my kitchen so there’s a spotlight on my fridge
So I was travelling and I had a backpack with me which had a notebook, my purse, a bottle of coke and like 2 maxi pads for vagina reasons
After travelling for a few hours I reached into my bag to grab my purse and it was sticky and the unopened coke bottle was empty
I was feeling my bag expecting a pool of coke at the bottom and why it hadn’t leaked out of my bag and it turns oUT MY MAXI PADS ABSORBED AN ENTIRE FUCKING BOTTLE OF COKE
#just girly things
"begin your essay with an interesting fact or quote"
im gonna fucking ACE this essay
a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”